Shot in my jaw. Awesome.
that means i was shot/stabbed in the ass. lovely.
…my ass?
…The inside of my thigh?
Holy shit, I have one on my knee. I TOOK AN ARROW TO THE KNEE YOU GUYS.
This really makes me think…
What the actual fuck happened to my hand…
My knee, nose, back, and stomach. Damn
The top of my head. Well at least it ended fast.
what if tonight you were laying in bed really sad and lonely and then all of the sudden the fictional character you are in love with just knocked on your window like in peter pan and then you guys stayed up all night chattering and being best friends and cuddling
OH GOOD SWEET MOTHER OF GOD
IT’S BACK, IT’S BACK
I’VE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS TO COME BACK FOR SO LONG OMFG
I dont even care if this doesn’t match my type of blog, I’m reblogging it! I love it so much ahahaha
praise jesus its back
What
YAY ITS BACK
im doing this every morning from now on omg
LOLOMG. WTF. WHAT. WHAT EVEN.
(Source: glamydia)
u-ok:
GOOOOOOOOOOOD
OH MY GOD IS THAT OTHER GIRLS SAN
perfection
NO WAY HOW DID I NOT SEE THESE TWO
(Source: neocarleen)
everyone stop what you’re doing
there’s a platypus on your dash
Reblogging because I don’t think I have ever seen a platypus walk before and…just…squeak.
wat
Look at that platypus wiggle. Wiggle what yo mama gave you.
And as soon as you think you’ve seen it all, Tumblr hits you with a Platypus.
oh there you are Perry
(Source: hermajestyschimera)
